Just Kidding
- What dog smells the nicest?
A shampoodle. - Why don’t you want to invite a soccer player to dinner?
Because they are always dribbling. - What’s green and can jump one kilometre in one minute?
A frog with hiccups. - What stays put when it goes off?
An alarm clock. - What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t alive?
A glove.